Lewis Hamilton, the famous British Formula One racing driver, left a message for all of his 259,000 followers on Instagram today :)
Ok, I read the word “documentary” as “cocumentary” for like five whole minutes. Even after I looked at it multiple times. So I’ve been sitting here trying to think of hilarious dick jokes that I could reblog this with that are funny, but not too tacky, because this is actually an issue I care about.
And then I saw that the d was actually there, and my world spun before my eyes for a second.
But um, yes, this is nice. This is a good thing that happened. Lewis Hamilton said a good thing. I think it’s a thing that’s very good.
In other news, it’s finals week.
In other other news, don’t try to read a lot of things during finals week, because your reading comprehension abilities will be temporarily run down and you will just see a lot of dick jokes where there are none.
Actually, while we’re on the subject, here are two additional tips for finals week:
- Do not watch Inception for the first time. It will confuse you and make you very unhappy. Choose films that are pleasant and easier to understand, like Mary Poppins. Or 300.
- Do not try to run a humor blog, because you will wind up making posts like this one.
Ok, I’m done. Good night. And good on you, Lewis Hamilton.
(Oh, wait, I just realized - “the d was actually there”! Get it?! ”D”! Hahaha! Haha! Ha.)
So tomorrow begins NaNoWriMo…
Which for me means no Tumbling in November. I think one of the reasons I didn’t win last year was because I got too distracted by internet stuff, so I’m going to try to abstain (except to check emails and such). I’m going to win, goddammit.
See y’all in December. <3
(If anyone else is doing NaNo and wants to be writing buddies, look me up on the NaNo website. My username is Shennachie.)
Some important info from my other blog. I’ll be back in December with a funny story about the time I had a panic attack in the Library of Congress. (Ok, so it was not funny at the time, but it’s pretty funny to me now…you’ll see.)
Happy Halloween and Unbirthday from the Mad Hatter!
In case anybody was curious about my Halloween antics this year…it’s really not a stretch, considering that I’m quite mad already.
Reasons to Not Be Embarrassed About Being A Virgin
- You’re awesome with a bow and arrow
- Spartans worship you
- You can set wild boars on people who displease you
- You own dogs that can take down lions
- You ride in a golden chariot pulled by four golden-horned stags
- This is you:
Look at you, you’re so awesome there’s a statue of you at Versailles.
Rejected Submissions to the justgirlythings Tumblr - Chicago Edition
"Shimmying ‘till my garters break"
"My scrummy, crummy, dummy boyfriend ^_^"
"When everywhere’s a ring-a-ling"
"Giving them the old razzle-dazzle"
"Both of us reaching for the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun"
"The system called reciprocity"
"Boys who can’t hold their arsenic <3"
Allie post! Allie post! I feel like we should declare these days holidays. -Sky
Boudicca’s Rejected Submissions to the justgirlythings Tumblr
"Riding swiftly into battle in my great chariot"
"Watching London burn to the ground"
"When men cower before me because of how tall and scary-looking I am"
"The way blood goes fwoosh when I cleave a centurion’s head off”
"Knowing I will not die for the Romans’ sport (for I have poison to take if I am defeated)"
"Finding the man who flogged me and kilLING HIM RIGHT IN HIS STUPID FACE"
I found your post on turning 21 to be quite accurate (I've been having a blast smiting my enemies with all these extra breadsticks). I do have one quibble, however: why in the world would you simply walk into Mordor when you could ride in on your new unicorn? -Sky
Unicorns will not enter Mordor, so you have to walk in on your own. (They’re not scared - they just think it’s stinky. Unicorns don’t like stinky things, as stated on page ten of the instruction booklet.)
Things That Happen When You Turn 21 (by popular request)
[It was brought to my attention that I said I would do a post about being 21, but never did, so this is that. Happy birthday, Sky. <3 ]
21 is a magical age, one of those rite-of-passage ages. For those of you who aren’t 21 yet, here is what you can expect:
- You receive your own unicorn, complete with instructions.
- Also breadsticks. Lots of breadsticks.
- You can now simply walk into Mordor.
- You may acquire a Gun Kata permit.
- You are now legally able to smite thine enemies (no more getting carded!)
- You are officially an adult.
- Just kidding. There’s no such thing.
Yup, turning 21 is pretty rad.
(Oh, and you can also drink alcohol or whatever.)